January 2012
A Brief History of Dumb Internet Searches on...
tvhangover:
“Cancer” on Gossip Girl in one of their many attempts to make “bing” happen.
“Vampires” on The Vampire Diaries. Seriously, do you know anyone outside of a CW show that uses bing?
“Mutism + Cell Phones” on last night’s premiere of Touch which is a show you can learn more about by googling “Early Edition + better technology”
Speaking of my favorite show in the entire world!...
“You know, everything I love or that I’m interested in I picked up from...”
– Tetro (2009)
How I feel about Tumblr, basically. Without you guys, I wouldn’t be the pretentious hipster I am today.
“I don’t believe that friendship should get in the way of true love any...”
– Me, just now.
Let's Be Clear, Ron Paul Fucking Sucks. Here Are... →
What a handy list!
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FOUND THE OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE PETITION TO STOP...
moriartistry:
CLICK HERE TO SIGN
This post has 11,500 notes and the petition has 14,000 signatures. So that’s…interesting.
“There are so many different kinds of writing and so many ways to work that the...”
– Sophy Burnham (via meganomalous)
I get really angry when professors are like, “don’t shoot in color unless there’s a reason to” or “don’t write this the night before” or “definitely don’t write this the night before while shotgunning espressos...
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I want to open a sandwich shop called "Metro" and...
I also want to open a sandwich shop called “Comic Sanswich” and all the sandwiches will be named after fonts like Desdemona and Rosewood Std Regular and Braggadocio and shit.
I like sandwiches.
Benedict Cumberbatch?
theidiotking:
Seriously? That’s his REAL NAME? Or was that name created for him in a Fancy European Name Aggregator? Here are some alternatives he could have chosen:
Kensington Featherby
Butterworth Dumbledore
Engelbert Bumbershoot
Aldous Goodweather
Brimstone Copernicus
Lazerous Rufflemore
Busker McCuskerton
Winston Fillagry
Cadbury St. Mumbleton
Florentine Quilloughby
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My opinion on how school is going to be in 100...
Teacher: Today we will be learning about the start of the World Wide Web War on January 19/20, 2012, now turn to page 394 on your Kindles
Student: My great grandparents fought in that war. On their Tumblr blogs.
Teacher: You must be very proud of them
I judge the success of my day based on how well my...
Today I said something about Nielsen boxes in class. No one laughed.
So I’m just gonna give up and go back to bed.
I have this theory about green tea that no one...
Because it kind of tastes like twigs.
“A good television show writer understands that Oscar Wilde wasn’t kidding when...”
– Critic’s Notebook: The side effects of binge television (LA Times) (via stoppretendingthereisaplot)
Never forget that Kim Novak paid for a full-page...
mykicks:
With the opening sentence “I want to report a rape.”
I thought this was a joke. It’s not.
Wait, but The Descendants was boring and poorly...
Right?
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I just deleted like half the files on my computer...
SURE HOPE THAT DOESN’T CAUSE ANY PROBLEMS.
“I am such an awesome person that I am going to get close to this girl just so I...”
– Every “nice guy”, ever (via cruentamors)
Watchtheidiotking:
thedailywhat:
Another Movie Trailer of the Day: First official trailer for Moonrise Kingdom — the latest installment in Wes Anderson’s storied directorial repertoire.
The film, which stars Anderson vets Bill Murray and Jason Schwartzman alongside Bruce Willis, Ed Norton, Frances McDormand, Tilda Swinton, and newcomers Jared Gilman and Kara Hayward, is set to open in theaters May...
When do Girl Scout cookie sales start? Soon,...
I made this awesome website about my roommate last... →
I just found it thanks to Facebook Timeline, and I wanted to share this magic excellence with you.
xxtheunknownxx:
I went to see We Bought A Zoo, because a friend of mine said it was a must see. I thought it would be corny and silly but it was incredibly cute. I enjoyed it way more than I thought I would and Elle Fanning’s character was crazy weird and I loved it.
THAT FRIEND WAS ME. And it’s so cute. You should see it.
“There’s only one thing young ladies should be inserting in themselves. And...”
– Misfits is a glorious show. And Nathan gets all the best lines.
Actual conversation from the Tumblr office.
David Karp: Everyone, I have a genius idea; FAN MAIL.
Person: Uhhh, what?
David Karp: Fan mail, you can send someone an online message and they can send one back!
Person: So... basically an ask?
David Karp: Well, yes and no. It's like an ask but it has different fonts. CRAZY FONTS.
Person 2: What if you could change the background into different types of paper?
David Karp: GENIUS, YOU'RE HIRED. You're now the lead community designer engineer.
Person 2: I don't have any website or business experience, I've never even used a computer before and I'm homeless.
David Karp: Doesn't matter, no one here is qualified. Our accountant is a horse with a bow tie.
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Someone had the audacity to ask what the fuck I'm...
Obviously I will move back home because hello the economy and my film degree. Duh.
But it got me googling for internships, and now I kind of want to spend the summer in New York producing movies. Or getting the rights to sweet tunes for the soundtrack. Or something.
I don’t know.
The future freaks me out.