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kerouacs:#greatest moment in modern cinema fuck you War Horse

I kind of want to see this based purely on how awesome this gif is. (It’s called Runaway, I’ll save you the googling.)



husssel:

So, I was reading through my comments the other day when I came across one that really disturbed me…This girl is really pretty. NO HOMO. I know what you’re thinking “It’s 2012 who still says that”. I thought the same thing too. But for those of you who don’t know. No Homo is a qualifier that is used to assure your present company that you are not in fact a homosexual. Because this phrase makes my skin crawl. I decided to make up a few qualifiers of my own and with your help I hope that I can make these really popular in 2012. - Chescaleigh


So I was playing Scrabble tonight with some randomly selected opponents, and this guy starts harassing me and I’m just trying to keep him hooked, playing his little 3-letter words and helping my stats. Possibly the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me on Facebook Scrabble.

So I was playing Scrabble tonight with some randomly selected opponents, and this guy starts harassing me and I’m just trying to keep him hooked, playing his little 3-letter words and helping my stats. Possibly the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me on Facebook Scrabble.


casimirpulaskiday:

Jarek Puczel, Olsztyn, Poland, Lovers, found at saatchionline

casimirpulaskiday:

Jarek Puczel, Olsztyn, Poland, Lovers, found at saatchionline

(Source: ymutate)


A Brief History of Dumb Internet Searches on Television, Part I

tvhangover:

“Cancer” on Gossip Girl in one of their many attempts to make “bing” happen.

“Vampires” on The Vampire Diaries. Seriously, do you know anyone outside of a CW show that uses bing?

“Mutism + Cell Phones” on last night’s premiere of Touch which is a show you can learn more about by googling “Early Edition + better technology”

Speaking of my favorite show in the entire world! “Murder” on Early Edition which was technically a search of the computer, not the internet, but it’s a detective searching a cop’s work computer to see if he was actually a murderer. 


❝You know, everything I love or that I’m interested in I picked up from you. You were the one who took me everywhere, and showed me books and those strange movies…❞
(——

Tetro (2009)

How I feel about Tumblr, basically. Without you guys, I wouldn’t be the pretentious hipster I am today.

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❝I don’t believe that friendship should get in the way of true love any more than I think love should get in the way of true friendship. That’s beautiful. I’m going to write that down.❞
(—— Me, just now.)




I think I found my new go-to outfit, guys.

I think I found my new go-to outfit, guys.


FOUND THE OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE PETITION TO STOP ACTA.

moriartistry:

CLICK HERE TO SIGN

This post has 11,500 notes and the petition has 14,000 signatures. So that’s…interesting.

(Source: voldemortattacks)